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Stonehenge No More

The stone circle at Stonehenge is no more, having been reduced to dust and the ground around it is utterly devoid of plant life.

Nobody quite knows the cause of this phenomenon, but many speculate that this was the result of a demon summoning ritual, given recent events at the once historic site. Reports state that Madalena Wormwood, Gideon Schoenbaum, Holly Prague and Arcayne were recently seen leaving the site.

I Can Has Government Sekrits Plz?

In a baffling turn of events, the world, both magical and otherwise, has been hit with the biggest outbreak of cyber espionage anyone has ever seen. Although the term espionage perhaps gives whomever did this too much credit. The perpetrator(s) seem to have just accessed a multitude of supposedly secure websites and databases, including various corporate and government servers, leaving a trail of various outdated internet memes in their wake as something of a calling card.

The exact nature of the information accessed is unknown, but governments worldwide have been speaking about breaches of national security, all pointing fingers at each other before realising that this has happened to just about everyone.

New Bath Spa Opening Plagued by Rats!

The Grand Opening of Bath's New Spa was interrupted by the appearance of a huge swarm of rats, an occurrence that has forced town officials to evacuate the historic centre of the town. The keenly anticipated New Spa, hailed by the Architectural Review as a masterpiece of daring and original design, was completed by Jason Dunne of Jobs Dunne Right last month, in line with the vision of architectural firm Bristol, Tuck and Bloodworth. The Gaian of Bath was present at the opening ceremony, but has not made a public appearance since. The town council, meanwhile, are eager to emphasise that the influx of vermin is not thought to be associated with the new development. Enquiries are ongoing.

Crowdfunded Moon Mission Launches!

Following a viral crowdfunding campaign, an unorthodox mission to the moon staffed by witches using 'the elemental power of air' instead of large quantities of expensive rocket fuel, is underway. Masterminded by one Axel Jones, with assistance from Elide Words Starting With W, new agencies have head that the return of the astronauts: Elide, Amina Angelcake, Lemon Mousse, and Felix Charmed, is expected shortly, though there have been some unforeseen delays.

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