Email: melanthius_haldane@omen.chaosdeathfish.com

Melanthius is the canconical ivory tower professor - a penchant for rambling about the individuation of substance or 200 syllogism arguments for the existence of primodial essences and a lack of consideration or even understanding of social workings. Melanthius is well-known for his theory of “Aetheral nominalism”, that while the substances of the earth exist, the Aethar exists only in name as a theoretical and linguistic construct - regarding any other view as a “needless profileration of entites that explains nothing”. Although seemingly absurd, Melanthius has given several academically respected arguments for this view. Needless to say however, the recent omen has cast considerable doubt on this view…