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Newts Under Threat!
The Great Crested Newts of Duckford are in danger once again! These noble beasts have defined the character of Duckford for hundreds of years, but plans to develop the local area could render it entirely newtless. Now, I know the Gaian of Duckford has given mixed messages about the newts in the past, but we can surely all agree that it wouldn't be the same without them.
We need to take action!!
If you wish to participate in the charity jam sale, please make your way to Duckford Town Hall from midday on August 21st. Hope to see lots of you there!
I mean, I know it isn't quite the end of the world, but try to look at it from the newts' perspective….