Email: maryam lasalle@omen.chaosdeathfish.com

Maryam Lasalle, is a tiny, intense, self-appointed ‘community leader’ for a Compiègne relief camp, outside the ruins of Paris. She’s mad as hell, and - sources indicate - unlikely to be going to take this any more.

She doesn’t believe in public biographies (especially after that deeply unflattering write-up of her ‘cult’ in Vice last month). Why put all your details online, where any old undercover cop - LIKE YOU, CHER LECTEUR - could read them? Hmm. Let’s take this offline.