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 The unfinished Swindon Council Annex collapsed in an unexplained incident late last month. Early investigation looked to Bristol, Tuck, and Bloodworth as the architectural firm behind the project, after a similar building collapse with one of their other projects a few months ago, and in light of the alleged architectural peculiarities of the Annex. However eye witness reports and early examination of the site indicate several explosions around the site were the cause of the collapse, rather than issues with the design of the building. Police are looking into the matter, and are interested in any information relating to the whereabouts of an individual named Nadnozza. Fortunately only minor injuries were caused by the incident. The unfinished Swindon Council Annex collapsed in an unexplained incident late last month. Early investigation looked to Bristol, Tuck, and Bloodworth as the architectural firm behind the project, after a similar building collapse with one of their other projects a few months ago, and in light of the alleged architectural peculiarities of the Annex. However eye witness reports and early examination of the site indicate several explosions around the site were the cause of the collapse, rather than issues with the design of the building. Police are looking into the matter, and are interested in any information relating to the whereabouts of an individual named Nadnozza. Fortunately only minor injuries were caused by the incident.
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 +===== Viral Campaign Lands Angry Man Book Deal =====
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 +A campaign to publish Mellifluous Algernon, self-proclaimed '​stylite'​ who 'hates everyone, all of you, especially your faces',​ has met with shock success following an online petition which went viral. 'From Aesthetics to Ascetics: The Mellifluous Story' is due to be published by Conglomerate House early next year. 
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 +===== Scientist Claims Lucifer To Blame for End of World =====
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 +An article published today in the journal //​Antiquity//​ reveals that the tablets stolen earlier this year (police enquiries are "​ongoing"​) are in fact a confession from Lucifer themselves. Apparently seeking "​freedom"​ from the cosmic order, they linked their world with our own, in the process damaging the cosmic order and creating the "​fall"​. The cracks in reality were patched over using power from Earth. Power that is not limitless.
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 +"The End will come again. Aether will be sustained by the Earth. Time. When the cracks reemerge and balance of magic the end is close. Death."​
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 +That is to say, Lucifer has sacrificed our world as a temporary fix for their own. We demand our governments take action to stop this now!
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 +//NB. Icarus Palas has gone on record to say that this account is a gross misrepresentation of his work, and has urged people to '​actually read his papers'​.//​
  
 ===== All Hallow'​s Eve? ===== ===== All Hallow'​s Eve? =====
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